Monday, June 10, 2019

Rouge -- Glen Rouge

Glen Rouge is not a terribly long drive, but the traffic to get out there is pretty horrendous. Algonquin is much further, but I actually find the drive a lot easier and less stressful. The park itself seems nice enough. The section of trail we were on was quite busy, but it was very pretty. And I gotta say, Parks Canada does a much more appealing "Junior Ranger" activity booklet than Algonquin.

The Algonquin one actually had some good activities (although some of them managed to be lacking in educational value while also being extremely dry and boring). But the main problem with the Algonquin Park activity booklet was that it just doesn't look appealing or engaging. Parks Canada has done theirs up with lots of bright colours and fun pictures and seems aimed at very young kids. (I'd say 4-7 age range.) The Kidlet had a blast filling hers out! (Even after she thew up on it and had to discard the first couple pages.)

The Campground

The Glen Rouge campground is much more open than I'm used to. Almost no trees anywhere. It's basically just a big open field with paved paths winding through it and cars, RVs, and tents (but mostly RVs) packed in like sardines. Zero privacy. Zero separation between the sites. The only way to really tell where the sites even are is to look for the wooden posts with the site numbers on them.

Glen Rouge seems to attract a very high proportion of RV campers. While there were quite a few families staying there, I was slightly put off by the people who seemed to be there mostly to smoke and drink. That said, no one was excessively noisy and everything was calm by the time quiet hours rolled around at 23:00.

As far as amenities go, Glen Rouge has a "comfort station" with gendered bathrooms with flush toilets and sinks. There are also showers although these are located inside the bathroom area and, thus, also gendered. I believe there is also a dish-washing station outside the bathrooms.

Firewood is sold at the camp office -- for $12 a bag! -- but they DO NOT have any kindling available. I found this quite irritating as you're not supposed to bring in outside wood due to the risk of spreading things like Emerald Ash Borer. You're also not allowed to scavenge dead wood from the park. And they don't sell kindling? This makes it rather difficult to get a fire going in the provided fire ring/pit!

Also, if you're planning on doing any hiking, it would probably be best to look up and print out the trail maps ahead of time as they'd don't currently have any maps available at the camp office.

Oh! And, one last thing about the campground: the maps, website, and signage all indicate that they have a playground. It turns out that what this actually means is "we have a couple of swings". I do not consider swings to, in and of themselves, constitute a playground. Now, I don't mind if a campground doesn't have a playground. I don't go camping for the playground. But, if you're going to put it in your brochure, you'd better well actually have it! I'm hoping that they'll add something more substantial to it eventually. But, as it stands right now, they don't really have much of a playground. So don't go in expecting one or make any promises to your kids!

The Sites

The sites are, as noted, all very open with zero privacy. They do all have designated areas for fire. While the oTENTik sites all have dedicated fire rings with grates, most of the other sites only have a small pit dug in the ground. No ring, no grate. Not even any rocks around. So, if you're planning on doing any cooking over the fire, you should probably bring your own fire grate.

I believe all the sites also have a picnic table. All the oTENTik sites definitely did. The rest of the campground was so visually busy and cluttered with so little separation between the sites it wasn't really obviously at a glance whether or not they each had their own picnic table. Probably best not to go in expecting one; just in case.

The oTENTiks



The oTENTiks are posh! They're quite spacious for a tent/yurt type camping accommodation. You get a small deck with a couple of Muskoka chairs, two queen beds and one double (arranged in a sort of mezzanine set-up), a nice little bench and a wooden table with four chairs. There are also six -- count 'em, SIX! -- outlets inside as well as USB ports for charging your devices directly from the wall without a three-pronged adapter. The light switched just control the lights and don't affect power to the outlets and there are three separate lights: one for the living area and two for the sleeping area.

The windows are proper glass that slide open and closed and have tarp/vinyl "curtains" that can be snapped into place to cover them for more privacy. There are also tarp curtains that allow you to separate the beds/sleeping area from the living area.

Curtains open

Curtains closed to create separate sleeping area.1

It's worth noting that oTENTiks 1-3 back onto the vehicle path and face the woods. This makes them feel much more "private" than the rest of the campground. It also means you can sit on your deck in the morning/evening and watch the birds in the trees. oTENTiks 4 and 5 are "across the street" from 1-3 and face the vehicle path (and the other oTENTiks).

oTENTik 3 is not reserve-able and can only be booked on a first-come-first-served, walk-in basis.

oTENTik 1 has a ramp and is fully accessible. Although the presence of the ramp means you only get one, rather than two, Muskoka chairs on the deck.

oTENTik 2, where we stayed, had a fire ring with a grate (like all the other oTENTik sites) but, for some reason, it was nearly three times as tall as the others. This made it somewhat challenging to do our cooking as everything was elevated quite a distance above the flames. I ended up making a larger fire than I might otherwise have done just because I was struggling to get enough heat up to the food.



1 There's also a curtain for the upper bed, I just didn't notice it 'til after I'd taken this photo. Back

Algonquin Park -- Mew Lake

I've stayed at Mew Lake twice now. I don't have super strong feelings about it either way, but it has yurts, so that's very nice when you're camping with non-campers, small children, and/or during the shoulder seasons when it's cooler and you want to make use of the heater.


The Campground

I think there are ~100 sites in all at Mew Lake, including two accessible sites with direct access to the comfort station and seven yurt sites.

The comfort station has gendered bathrooms with flush toilets and sinks. There is also a unisex accessible bathroom and individual (gender-neutral) showers. There are also, apparently, laundry facilities, but I've never really paid enough attention to see where.

Firewood (and kindling) is sold at the camp office although fires may be restricted at certain times depending on weather conditions, so it's good to have a back-up method of cooking just in case. Outside firewood is not allowed due to risk of spreading Emerald Ash Borer and other invasive species.

From the campground you have easy access to the eponymous Mew Lake as well as the Old Railway Bike Trail (which may be hiked or biked in the warmer months and skied, fat biked, or snowshoed in the winter). The trail connects Mew Lake to several other campgrounds as well as the Two Rivers Store a short distance to the east.

The Sites

The sites seem pretty "standard" based on what I'm used to when camping. Small relatively flat, clearings with a few trees on two or three sides and one side open to the road/vehicle path through the campground. There's not a huge amount of privacy, but there are enough trees that they don't feel completely open either. Each site has a picnic table and a fire pit (with ring and grate).

The Yurts

I've stayed in yurt 36 both times I've been there. As far as I can tell, it is identical to the other yurts on the campground... except Yurt 39. Yurt 39 is fancy!

The basic yurt set-up is an 8-sided vinyl structure with a sturdy aluminum frame. The door is the same aluminum frame + vinyl as the rest of the structure with a simple lock. You get a key on a lanyard when you check in.

There are mesh windows that can be covered with clear vinyl on one side and opaque vinyl on the other. (So you can have open window, closed window, and "drawn curtains".) The "curtains" are quite effective at blocking the light and the yurt stays pretty dark when you've got everything closed up.

There is a basic electric heater mounted on one wall and a fluorescent shop light that can be turned on with a rather industrial looking switch. The light is plugged into one of the two outlets in the yurt's receptacle and the switch controls the whole receptacle so if you want to have something plugged in (and powered) while the lights are out, you'll have to unplug the lights.

The yurt is also furnished with a very simple table -- looks like a folding card table -- and six white plastic stacking patio chairs. You can't actually fit all six chairs around the table. Even four would be a struggle. But you do get six chairs. There's also a plain aluminum shelf above the table.

The beds are arranged as two sets of double/twin bunk beds against opposite walls. Double bed on the bottom with a twin above. They come with vinyl-covered mattresses, but you're responsible for supplying your own bedding/linens and pillows.

The yurt is slightly elevated, so there are (two) wooden steps up to the door. There is also a separate open-sided wooden shelter off to one side for the barbecue. (Barbecues are only furnished May-Thanksgiving.) Propane is provided for the barbecue. As is a grill cleaning brush. If you ask at the camp office (between May and Thanksgiving) they will also deliver a Rubbermaid tub full of other cookware and utensils to your campsite. If I recall correctly, it comes with a pot, a pan, a kettle, lifter, tongs, knife, cutting board, plates, bowls, mugs, and cutlery.

Yurt 39

I have not actually stayed in Yurt 39 yet. It is definitely an upgrade from the other Mew Lake yurts though!

Yurt 39 has a full deck built onto it with a couple of deck chairs and a ramp (for full wheelchair access). The barbecue shelter on this site is built right into the deck. The doors and windows appear to have much more structure to them and use actual glass and frames like you might see in a house. Rather than an electric heater, this yurt has a fireplace! (I believe the fireplace uses either propane or natural gas.)

I'm sure there are further upgrades and luxuries inside, but as I have not actually managed to stay in this yurt yet, I don't have the full details.

Monday, June 3, 2019

Beans and Weenies

Equipment

  • camp stove and fuel
  • small pot
  • knife (and cutting board)
  • cheese grater (optional)

Ingredients

Serves 2-4 depending on appetite
  • 1/2 onion
  • 1 tsp. butter, ghee, or oil
  • 2-4 hot dogs
  • 2 cans baked beans with molasses
Optional extras:
  • cheese
  • ketchup
  • mustard
  • brown sugar

Directions

Chop the onion and cook it with the oil until it softens.
Cut up the hot dogs and add them to the pot. You can try to brown them a little if you like, but this may be tricky depending on the stove and the pot.
Add the beans along with any optional extras you want.

If you can find vegetarian beans without any meat in them (or wish to make your own ahead of time), veggie dogs can make this a simple vegetarian dish.

Loaded Sweet Potatoes

Equipment

  • tin foil (and parchment paper)
  • knife (and cutting board)
  • fire grate/grill (if cooking over the fire)
  • oven mitt(s)
  • cheese grater (optional)

Ingredients

Feeds 2-3 depending on size of sweet potato and appetites
  • 1 large sweet potato
  • 1 small zucchini
  • 1/2 onion
  • 1 (350g) package worth of tofu bacon (or a few slices of actual bacon if you're not opposed to eating meat)
  • 2-4 cloves of garlic
  • 1/2 small block Cheddar
  • 3-4 green onions
  • salt and pepper, to taste
Optional extras:
  • sour cream

Directions

Get your grill or fire going.
Line tin foil with parchment paper, if using.
Slice the sweet potato, zucchini, and onion into discs -- or half discs in the case of the onion -- and pile onto (parchment-lined) tin foil.
Top with (tofu) bacon, garlic, cheese, and green onion and season with salt and pepper to taste.
Seal the foil packet and toss it on the grill or coals. Cook until veggies are done and cheese is ooey-gooey.
Serve as is or with sour cream.

Breakfast Couscous

Equipment

  • camp stove and fuel
  • small pot
  • bowl with lid

Ingredients

Per person:
  • 35g whole wheat couscous
  • 1 Tbsp. sweetened flaked coconut
  • 25g dried fruit (pref. cherries, cranberries, and/or raisins
  • 125mL milk
Optional extras:
  • yogurt
  • fresh fruit
  • jam
  • honey
  • maple syrup

Directions

Combine couscous, coconut, and fruit in a bowl.
Scald milk and pour it over couscous mixture. Mix well, then cover for 10 minutes.
Fluff with spork and serve with any desired extras.



Variations

Backpacking

Ingredients

  • 35g whole wheat couscous
  • 1 Tbsp. sweetened flaked coconut
  • 25g dried fruit (pref. cherries, cranberries, and/or raisins
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp. powdered milk

Directions

Combine all ingredients in advance and place in a baggie.
At camp, bring 125mL of water to a boil and pour it into the baggie. Mix well and seal. Let sit for 10 minutes.
Fluff with spork and eat.

If you have a bowl with a lid or a bowl that fits inside your baggie, you can empty the baggie into the bowl first and then pour the water over. This will probably give a nicer texture but means you'll have to clean your bowl. On the other hand, if you're using a re-usable baggie, it's probably easier to clean the bowl than the baggie.

Chili Cheese Fries

Equipment

  • tin foil (and parchment paper)
  • can opener
  • knife and/or cheese grater
  • oven mitt(s)

Ingredients

Feeds 4-6 depending on appetites
  • 1 bag frozen fries
  • 2 tins chili
  • 1/2 small block Cheddar cheese
Optional extras:
  • green onions
  • (pickled) jalapeños
  • (lightly dried) cilantro

Directions

Fire up your grill (or get a camp fire going).
If using parchment paper, place it on top of the tin foil.
Dump the fries onto the (parchment-lined) tin foil and let them cook for a bit. (Leave the foil open.)
When the fries seem like they're just about cooked, dump the chili on top and top with cheese. Top with any other extras you like.
Close the foil to make a sealed packet and cook until everything is good and melty.

A couple cans of vegetarian chili makes this an easy vegetarian meal.

Chili & Chips

Equipment

  • can opener
  • camp stove and fuel
  • small pot
  • knife and/or cheese grater

Ingredients

Feeds 2-4 depending on appetites
  • 2 tins chili
  • 1 bag Doritos
  • 1/4 small block Cheddar cheese

Directions

Dump the chili into a small pot and heat it up over your camp stove.
Serve topped with cheese with Doritos on the side.

Can easily be made vegetarian by using vegetarian chili.

Milk and Cereal

Ingredients

  • milk
  • cereal
Optional extras:
  • fresh or dried fruit
  • yogurt

Directions

Pour yourself a bowl of cereal and slosh some milk over it.
Add some fruit and yogurt if you have it.



Variations

Backpacking

Ingredients

  • powdered milk
  • cereal
Optional extras:
  • dried fruit

Directions

Portion out milk and cereal (and fruit, if using) in advance and seal in a baggie.
At camp, empty baggie into bowl and add water to reconstitute milk.

Grilled Sausages and Corn

Equipment

For Fire Grilling

  • fire fork or stick
  • OR
  • grate/grill to put over fire

Ingredients

Per person:
  • 1 sausage
  • 1 cob of corn
  • 1 bun
Optional extras:
  • butter
  • salt
  • pepper
  • Sauerkraut
  • mustard
  • ketchup
  • relish
  • hot peppers
  • cheese

Directions

Pretty straight-forward. You get your fire (or your grill going), slap some sausages and corn down, and cook until done.
Put a butter, salt, and/or pepper on the corn if you wanna get fancy.
Put the sausages in the buns and top with whatever condiments you like.

I didn't want to lug along a tonne of toppings, so I just had mine with sauerkraut and mustard.

There are a lot of nice vegetarian sausages available these days if you're not into the meat.